toronto b-jay

Receiving a blowjob while watching the Toronto Blue Jays baseball game.

"She gave me a Toronto B-Jay during the Jays game last night. It must have been good luck since Bautista hit a home run while she was doing it."

by BigScreech October 31, 2013

post meal torpor

The heavy sleepiness you experience after a very large meal. PMT frequently strikes after lunch during the 'graveyard shift'.

Man, that apple pie has really given me post meal torpor.

by RJH August 26, 2006

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

Ray Toro

One of the most talented guitar players of our generation. Lead guitarist of My Chemical Romance alongside their short, talented, dangerous rythm guitarist Frank Iero. Writes some of the most amazing guitar parts. Destined to be the next Brian May. Comes with a swoon-worthy fro his band can hide in because he's just that awesome.

"Dude, I can't play that, I'm no Ray Toro..."

by greenskribbles April 16, 2010

Ray Toro

the guitarist/backup vocals of my chemical romance....the one with the hot ass fro

Ray Toro sings backup vocals in the song helena

by Michelle Gardner December 24, 2005

torono

How people from Toronto pronounce Toronto. People from other countries seem to think it's weird. Even though we live there and they don't.

Foreign person: Where are you from?
Canadian: Torono.
...

Foreign person: Dumbshit can't pronounce his own city

by xMadie December 19, 2008

Tortoise

An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.

Not to be mistaken for turtles.

Fear me. And fear the tortoise.

by I💗Hypixel May 18, 2016