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Lil torta

Lil torta is the goat and the cutest guy ever, and can steal anyone’s girl. He says “small dick big dreams” but he has the longest pp ever no cap.
Hey look it’s lil torta
by The_lil_torta October 9, 2020
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Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.
by anonymous June 28, 2021
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Torta

They are useless whores that won’t shut the fuck up. Some of the lowest IQ vermin. Food and dick you fat whore. That’s all they are. Tortas should only have 2 purposes in this world (legally mandatory), either suck a dick (they’re especially at this because the pigs ALWAYS have something in they’re mouth)

Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?

Fat bitch.
Suck dick
Or die
Pick one Torta
by iH8fatppl March 24, 2024
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TORTA SUPREME

TORTA SUPREME IS AN EXTREMELY LARGE BUT FACIALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.
YO TELL HOMEBOY HIS MOTHER IS A TORTA SUPREME AND I WOULD BLOW THAT OUT! DR. LEPPER
by DR. LEPPER February 7, 2024
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torta g

A handsome mexican with a long fat dick
A teen that is not a fuckboi and is a guy that cares about peoples feelings .. Torta g
by Torta G October 31, 2017
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Torta

A Thicc to bbw latina who's face card doesn't decline. Also a
Ey Jorge check Mami over there!

Ya Mami is a torta!
by Nahimlyin May 8, 2025
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Torta lite

A torta that isn’t as fat as the rest but can still be classified as one.
She’s a torta lite because she isn’t that fat
by Jimmy John 432 July 1, 2025
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