Torta

They are useless whores that won’t shut the fuck up. Some of the lowest IQ vermin. Food and dick you fat whore. That’s all they are. Tortas should only have 2 purposes in this world (legally mandatory), either suck a dick (they’re especially at this because the pigs ALWAYS have something in they’re mouth)

Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?

Fat bitch.

Suck dick
Or die
Pick one Torta

by iH8fatppl March 24, 2024

tortas

Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.

"Oh my god, you only ever wear those tortas anymore!"

by Whitexican July 18, 2016

Torta Pounder

Can apply to any guy however, most commonly in Latinos. A torta pounder is someone who likes to sleep with Latina's on the bigger side.

Angel is definitely a torta pounder.

by Za47 June 11, 2024

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021

Torta lite

A torta that isn’t as fat as the rest but can still be classified as one.

She’s a torta lite because she isn’t that fat

by Jimmy John 432 July 1, 2025

Torta

A Torta is a over weight female that has 3 or me kid by different guys hence multiple meats in her

All her kids are for different guy she is a really Torta

by Jr Uing/VM September 2, 2025

Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 9, 2018