Lil torta is the goat and the cutest guy ever, and can steal anyone’s girl. He says “small dick big dreams” but he has the longest pp ever no cap.
by The_lil_torta October 9, 2020
Get the Lil tortamug. A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
by anonymous June 28, 2021
Get the Tortamug. They are useless whores that won’t shut the fuck up. Some of the lowest IQ vermin. Food and dick you fat whore. That’s all they are. Tortas should only have 2 purposes in this world (legally mandatory), either suck a dick (they’re especially at this because the pigs ALWAYS have something in they’re mouth)
Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?
Fat bitch.
Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?
Fat bitch.
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