Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus

Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him

by Sir Biff July 3, 2015

Toblerone

the dick of an injured veteran

BERTHA: I heard that Sally got fucked by Tim's Toblerone .

GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car

by Suicidal Soviet January 4, 2019

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...

Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????

by Filthy fly February 27, 2019

Tobleraids

Hats for the eyes

I would like to buy all your Tobleraids

by The AwkwardTree September 2, 2019

Tobleraids

Hats for the eyes

Hunter: I would like to buy all your Tobleraids

by The AwkwardTree September 2, 2019

Toblerone

Toby's full name

Do you ever just Toblerone?

by Motnaty March 17, 2020

Toblerone church

The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.

We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.

by radzz111 April 1, 2021