toots

Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".

49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.

by Ragdaddy December 1, 2019

Toot

The guy on the server who is online the most, who speedruns to MEE6 Level bot faster than light, also a nice person.
Likes to eat ramen with badgers inside his house while in a tent.

Person 1: Did you hear, Toot crossed level 50 again.
Person 2: I'm surprised it took him this long.

by TheCoolerGodzilla May 21, 2021

Toots

Thick, juicy

Me: damn Ma you’re mad toots
Her: I’ve been doing my squats

by ElPolloGuisado May 22, 2019

Toots!!!

T-O-O-T-S EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!! Is a term duely noted for an extreme case of cuteness!!! When there is 1-10 point chart, he hits an 11!! Its better than being anyones "baby". Its that that kinda word that describes someone that u LOVE from the inside out. You stutter to trip over words when u talk to him. He just makes u dizzy with hearts in your eyes. Thank god u have him with u!!!! Dont forget to tell him

TOOTS!!!is like Tootsie candy, sweet like candy

by Boujionthebeach April 15, 2021

Toots

A girl you really love and rate! A girl who is your best friend, and who you love to fuck.

Dirk: That bit of fluff in the office is pretty tasty!

Abs: Yes, she is. But keep your hands off, because she's my Toots.

by Abs - The One and Only. December 19, 2010

toot

a child that is stubborn and strong-willed in a cute way

Little Mary Beth is a toot!---she didn't want to eat her cereal so she blew a raspberry with a mouthful of cereal and then laughed after it spattered Mama on the face.

by oneletterK September 24, 2011

Toot

When a female passes gas.
Only males are capable of farting,
Ladies only toot. If a lady farts they are no longer accepted by society

I toot! I do not fart, as I am a lady and shall remain one

by Improvingkelvinwronglol June 22, 2018