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Cow Tools

The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.

Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.
You left me to work with cow tools
by Chaz Balls August 16, 2021
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new canaan tools

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...
New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.
by Kevin Sullivan March 5, 2005
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Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.
Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!
by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003
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hot tools

a company that makes hair products. the most popular being hair straightners/irons. hot tools makes the best hair irons.
i only buy hot tools hair irons.
by deenie July 23, 2004
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jenna tools

Jenna Hartshaw’s sex toys
She be using those Jenna tools damn babyyyy
by Betsy marshfarts January 11, 2018
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pro tools

Pretty much what the big guys use for music production. It is not just for some dinky music producer in their own bedroom, it is for the big guys for the major labels out there. If you want to mess around, get a bootleg copy or fork in $50 of FL Studio and play around with it. Very expensive to buy...home studios are not worth it with at least $300 for the set...you can buy a FL Studio set for that worth. All you need is a keyboard, a usb, and maybe a few vsts downloaded from the internet.
Pro Tools is FL Studio on jolt
by Kyle 230 May 11, 2010
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