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Toad

A cute looking circumcised penis :3

Steph: heard you just got circumcised, let me see your toad! :3

Ben: What? :/

by SmellyToad January 18, 2012

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by Croy Croy October 18, 2010

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Eww she's a fucking toad

by ShmoopyPoopy February 28, 2009

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means anything you want it to mean

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!

by stephie p diddy March 05, 2005

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toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004

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When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping

Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded

by stanman May 25, 2012

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A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.

KayLynne is the Queen toad.

by Queen.Toad.K'lyn December 05, 2015

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