Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

Sponge

A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.

Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.

by chippy no no May 7, 2017

spong

sponge but dapper

"ayo hand me that spong I need to soak up this bacon grease"

by swag22056 October 15, 2020

Sponge

A sponge is a thirsty fuckboy who finds any opportunity he can get to ask for nudes. He says things like "Prove it ;)" multiple times a day. Usually less confident in person. Girls HATE it when a sponge trys to slide in her dms.

Wow Brian is such a sponge, this is his third time asking for nudes today.

by somerandomthottiewhosaseven April 30, 2020

Sponge

To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know

If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it.

Was it you that I sponged "big oof" from?

by CrimsonBlader24 November 17, 2020

Sponge

A super straight male

You are a sponge.

by DavidSebastion420 December 9, 2021

sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 30, 2017