god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

the fuck of your young life

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.

I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist

bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022

fuck my chungus life

A phrase used to express utter resentment for one's life (chungus life)

Someone who would like to fuck their chungus life would often struggle with many inconveniences in their life (including getting chained up all the time or something)
This phrase was originally coined by author Sadeem Alassiri in her book "Prefer Not to Say", but was later popularized on tiktok by influencer Najd Alhusayni

fuck my chungus life bro (after getting chained up all the time or something --> masculine connotations)

by yahyaa888 October 29, 2025

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.

He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023