smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

yeetus thy deletus

When something/someone is in the way you need to yeet them and shout “Yeetus thy deletus” or when you throw something you shout “Yeetus thy deletus” this can also be referred to yeetus thy fetus

person 1: *Has a ball*

person 2: Hey pass me the ball

person 1: Okay *Throws the ball* YEETUS THY DELETUS

person 2: *Catches it* YEET

by scarlettblohsh December 19, 2018

Thy Bruv Momentum

A more formal way to say Bruh Moment

kid: bruh
kid 2 : that was a bruh moment
kid 3: Thy Bruv Momentum

by Fuckassshitman225 May 20, 2020

What Thy Fook?

Fancier way of saying, "What the F*ck?!" o.O

Person 1: Your Car was stolen...

Person 2: What thy Fook?!

by Justin.Dough June 25, 2011

thy mother (new)

The term "thy mother" is used to express jokes about your mom, in a Shakespearean way. It is generally used as a troll phrase.

Thangush engaged in suspicious activities with thy mother (new) last night

by iglooman69 June 30, 2022

Consume thy anus

Essentially eating ass but very courteous and elegant

Martha would you kindly let me consume thy anus

by Consume thu anuses May 27, 2018

Thy Dad is bi

Every time this phrase is used, a puppy dies. Noone can resist the power of it, not even the "no u" nor the "ur granny tranny". When used, it unleashes destruction amongst the opposing party, whom the phrase is unbearable to.

You: "ur mum gay lol"
I, an intellectual: "Thy Dad is bi!"

by ThouBrotherArtMother March 15, 2018