Twinkles

A person / God / alien / vampire / clown who is unusually sparkly and likes throwing glitter at people.

Oh my god! That chick is such a Twinkles! She threw glitter at my eye!

by IsabelleeeXD April 17, 2010

Tinkles

What you call a girl that goes to the bathroom for 3 seconds and piss 5 drops and you wonder why they would even bother to go the bathroom.

Tinkles is in the bathroom doing what Jenny does best: Tinkling the size of a teaspoon.

Jenny: I have to go to the bathroom.
Matt: TINKLES!!

Matt: Jenna is my little tinker bell.

by Matt Gonzo January 1, 2008

twinklesnatch

a smelly pussy that will bring a tear to your eye

your girlfriend has one nasty twinklesnatch i cried so hard when i was around that shit

by Arcticat Fan April 25, 2008

Perfect Thickness

If you are an obese man, this is the size of woman you are most sexually attracted to.

Perfect thickness falls in the range of approximately 40 to 60 percent of the individual's body weight.

Look at that herd walking out of Weight Watchers...that's perfect thickness.

by bfuggly379 January 13, 2009

Thankles

Thankles are when you are massively fat and you surpass cankles ( when your so fat you cant see where there ankle fat begins and the calf fat ends) making it impossible to see where your thigh fat ends and your ankle fat begins.

You are so fat you have thankles.

by Jrod123123 April 27, 2008

Thankles

When the area in a females leg where the calf meets the foot passes the point of being a cankle and resembles the thigh and becomes a Thankle.

My friend had a classic case thankles while she was pregnant

by Squirrel Hunter No1 May 1, 2010

sup thickness?

A phrase commonly used when addressing a heavy-set girl or when trying to get her attention, often shouted out of a car window to a girl seen walking on the street

(Drives by fat chick) "Sup thickness?"
Girl: "Excuse me, but I have a glandular problem asshole."

by jp2112jpjp August 28, 2010