I think you'll find

Opening to an explanation, typically a contradiction, where the speaker is implying in a none-too-subtle manner that the other person could well be among the stupidest person in existence (ever) for not knowing this.

Dude A: "I'm pretty sure that 2 and 2 is 4"
Dude B: "I think you'll find it's at least 5."
Subtext: "I am superior in every way. You have shit for brains. QED"

by Johnny Rod April 28, 2009

i think you're nice

This is a classic saying that a woman says to a man friend in an attempt to let him down easy.

1./ I think you're nice and don't want to ruin our friendship

by Willis May 8, 2008

this is what i think of you!

The act of revengance upon an innocent bystander, instead of the agressor causing the reason for the act of revengance. While acting the revengance on the bystander, the agressor must be present.

While King Steve was kicking Mr. Smell's binder, Mr. Smell took Mr. Brain's binder and threw it yelling "This is what I think of you!" in response to King Steve's actions. Although Mr. Brain harmed Mr. Smell not, Mr. Smell enacted wrongful revengance anyways.

by King Steve June 11, 2004

I think that's a you problem.

A cleaner way to say "I didn't cause this, you did bitch." Sometimes used when you are boiling with anger but are in front of someone but do not want to say anything bad so you just fabricate this sentance.

Person 1; Dude why the hell did you not help me cheat during the test?!!? I failed all cause of you!
(Person 2's christian friends are watching)
Person 2; Shut the fuck u- I think that's a you problem.

by Your own personal fuckface September 15, 2020

I think im fat

NO! YOUR NOT ❤ YOU'RE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY,SHAPE, AND FORM! ILYSM

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"i think im fat"
"gurl shuddup ur beautiful"

by Sadly mad February 20, 2021

I think that's a you problem.

The best way to say someone is in the wrong.

Person 1: why the fuck did you kill my dog!!!??
Person 2: I think that's a you problem.

by Come backs June 3, 2020

i think im falling for you

I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?

person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby

by I think I'm falling for you May 2, 2018