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slutty therapist

A girl that is maybe romantically involved with a guy, or might also not be, who so called guy dumps all of his problems on and who he only hits up when he’s sad or horny or both.
“Wow, I can’t believe I let the ugliest guy on the swim team treat me like his slutty therapist
by realclowngirlshit November 27, 2019
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Shoot the gap

A plan that involves the attempted hook up between a single man and a woman in a relationship. Similar to the expression, "Just cuz there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score!"
Brandon: Dude, what's your plan for tonight?
Robert: I don't know dude, I think I'm going operation "Shoot the gap" with Awbreigh tonight!
Brandon: But she's dating someone, isn't she?
Robert: Exactly...
by CodeMaster February 4, 2013
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Urine Therapy

Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement
R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video
by William2569 March 13, 2008
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therapy

i have anxiety so im going through therapy
by OofDoodle January 21, 2019
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massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.
Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.
by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
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therapists

A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists
Connery: Let's try the rapists for 200
Trebek: Thats therapists mr. connery
by Lilparkczar December 8, 2007
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Buddy Therapy

A term that simply recognizes the therapeutic value of having friends.
I’ve got a 12 noon Buddy Therapy appointment today, my friends and I are meeting for lunch!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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