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Usher

a guy who is totally 100% NOT a lolicon. he is not a lolicon whatsoever. whatever you do, do not assume he is a lolicon because he most definitely is NOT. he is also NOT a child predator. usher is a very nice guy who talks to you a lot over text, but does not speak to you in person smh.
wow! your friend is totally an usher!
by thisisnotusher April 7, 2022
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Leo Usher and Barney Ray

They make the most fucking noise on a sleepover in existence like do u mind big nige is getting pissed
Leo Usher and Barney Ray are way loud
by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019
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Ushers

Assistants in the porn industry, helping to feed large penises into unaccommodating spaces.
Jennifer squirmed as the ushers helped Ron get into place
by Plaintiff 68 September 18, 2018
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Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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Pulling a usher

sliding on your knees to grab someone as popularized by Usher in the music video for There goes my baby in which he slides across the floor and kinda hugs his girl. Just watch the video if you dk.
"dude you're down bad"
"Damn right, I'mma be pulling a usher when I see her"
by singittothetuneof March 5, 2025
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