The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.

My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!

by ktmax June 21, 2012

The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.

Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.

by SJHS BOI February 2, 2005

The spider-man

Different from The spiderman, The spider-man is a sex move which is a variation on the classic "yeet" in which the given partner forms their hand into the spiderman web slinger shape. Once the shape is made you fling yourself into your partners vaginal opening using your ring and middle finger and then using the girls vagina to propel yourself forward. This move is popular among lesbian porn stars.

"I didn't tell my girlfriend that I was gonna do the spider-man and now she is mad."

by Soodermoon September 13, 2019

The Spider-man

When getting ready to cum, you do the spider-man shooting a web move and yell “Tooooobbbbeeeeyyy” as you finish on her face!

Last night I was hooking up with this chick and I hit her with the Spider-Man, Yelled Tooobbbeeeyyyy so loud I thought I was gonna open a portal to another multiverse!

by Dogwood816 March 2, 2022

the spiderman

When a guy fingers two girls from behind at the same time.

Fran did the spiderman last night with his two friends!

by jednopivce March 10, 2022

The Spiderman

When a male is having a 3some with 2 girls. He puts each girl on a side and finger blasts them both, using his middle and ring fingers. Looking like Spiderman web slinging.

Dude, last night was awesome I had a 3some with these 2 bad ass bitches. Things got a little boring towards the end, so I got them roarin by giving them, The Spiderman."

by Nighthawk82 April 14, 2011

Joey The Spider Monkey

A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).

Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."

by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008