-verb.
To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them.
Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter.
One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.
To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them.
Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter.
One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.
Katy was constantly banging on about her wide-set vagina, which finally pushed Alex to the point of patting her with sloppy twos.
Alex had been a dick to Katy so she pat him. She pat him good.
Katy's menses had stained Alex's favourite shirt after the pat attack, therefore he fucking killed her dead. Bitch.
Alex had been a dick to Katy so she pat him. She pat him good.
Katy's menses had stained Alex's favourite shirt after the pat attack, therefore he fucking killed her dead. Bitch.
by MEFF February 11, 2009
Get the patmug. 
wimpy, wont even talk to his girlfriends,AFRAID OF COMMITMENT! fucking hot, wont stay around long enough to find out his size.. (maybe one day :D) sucks at kissing, WAIT I DONT EVEN KNOW! He sucks.... HIS HAIR IS CRAZY!
ex. I'm not a one night stand kind of gal!
Was it pat?
of course! WHO ELSE??
ex.12. DOES HE FUCKING LIVE IN POLAND?
would it make a difference?
HE MUST BE A FUCKING PAT!
why'd i fall in love with a fucking pat...
Was it pat?
of course! WHO ELSE??
ex.12. DOES HE FUCKING LIVE IN POLAND?
would it make a difference?
HE MUST BE A FUCKING PAT!
why'd i fall in love with a fucking pat...
by blondiesforeva1 October 15, 2011
Get the Patmug. a fucking ass whore slut that needs to but into every little thing or conversation and make a joke about it/them even if its not funny.
by cchhaadd December 14, 2008
Get the patmug. A person who is naturally a asshole & possibly likes it in the asshole. Someone who likes to bring people down and is stuck in a place in life where there is no purpose. This person may be the biggest loser youll ever meet.
by DownPanda December 7, 2010
Get the PATmug. 
Lewis Hamilton pat in the pit lane.
(he then went on to lose the race because he isn't that good and his team had pat Hamilton badly. This not surprising as Mclaren are a bit crappy)
(he then went on to lose the race because he isn't that good and his team had pat Hamilton badly. This not surprising as Mclaren are a bit crappy)
by Guymitchell November 30, 2011
Get the Patmug.