mailman

people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.

"your family will die in 5 seconds"

son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies

friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.

son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

gender-mailman

Gender-mailman is a tumblr user who makes genders for the LGBTQ community either by his own preference or from a request; usually going by the name Adam and being an open person with tons of cool friends because of their cool self!!! (While also being extremely gay for different types of men.)

Gender-mailman: I'm so normal about Ghostface
Friends: (Raises Eyebrow)

by morbid-moebius May 04, 2023

Mailman

Someone who steals an imaginary invite that was never sent in the mail.

"Yah, I went out for pizza last night" - Tim
"Does the mailman like this crust or deep dish?" - Ben

by Zeepzeep May 30, 2016