Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks

Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.

by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021

Humphrey

Hu = One True God (Sanskrit)
Hum = Highest (Tibetan)
Phrey = Supreme Lord (Nordic)
Rey = King (Spanish)

Humphrey = One True God King of Kings or One True God Supreme King

In that time, Humphrey will walk with you forever and ever.

by HDGA22 November 23, 2021

lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up

ugh omg theres lily humphrey

by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023

Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014

roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.

Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.

by The Word1 November 9, 2017

maddy humphrey

a lanky figure

BOY 1: wow she’s a maddy humphrey look at that!
BOY 2 : OMG she is as well!

by annabella67 April 15, 2020