Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006

Shake hands with the governor

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

by Miguel O March 6, 2012

shake hands with the sheriff

Slang word for masturbation

When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff

by Mike P. June 3, 2004

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

Shake hands man

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. He utilized a unique method of communication where he would talk to a celebrity while continuing to shake his or her hand. His action revolved around a game where the viewer predicts the amount of time that the celebrity will hold on to him.

Shake hands man is a very funny person.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.

Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal

by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021