A food regimen wherein the weight watcher can eat anything she pleases and if it's a legitimate calorie her body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.
I've been on the Akin's Diet for three months now and I've actually gained weight. I'm beginning to wonder if the creator of the diet just made stuff up.
by Rusty_Shackleford_72 September 22, 2012
Get the Akin's Dietmug. by m/b January 20, 2008
Get the facebook dietmug. Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
by Dougms March 20, 2016
Get the And a Diet Cokemug. When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
by Dr.Bob May 16, 2007
Get the diet snapmug. 1 A "man" who claims to be a sugar daddy whilst financially incapable of providing said sugar to shower a woman with gifts in abundance; whether it be his girlfriend, wife, or female of no mutual interest.
2 A broke cuck or simp.
2 A broke cuck or simp.
by Dystroyr June 7, 2019
Get the Diet Daddymug. A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008
Get the Caveman Dietmug. An overweight person prone to order all types of fatty foods but concludes with a diet coke at the end of the request.
She's a diet-coker -- she ordered the triple-cheese lasagna, large onion rings, and a side of cole-slaw -- and of course, a medium diet-coke.
by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008
Get the diet-cokermug.