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the fruit basket

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the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece
Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!
by camalus April 1, 2004
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The Chinese Basket Trick

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When a man pours Kung pow Chicken in his testicles and then his partner eats it
My girlfriend laquanda was mad at me So did the Chinese Basket trick for her and she was so pleased, she said it was the best salty kung pow chicken she ever had
by Papolia November 6, 2009
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the fruit basket

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penis and nuts showing through your squeezed legs.
aww shit bitch, your fruit basket makes me want to sit un your hard shaft and put it in my unlubricated vagina
by ben cassidy April 1, 2004
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the whole fruit basket

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A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y
John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
by Swatches December 7, 2021
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A safe and relaxing place, providing maximum comfort.
I thought I was going to have to work this Saturday, but it looks like I'll just be chillin' out in The Good Lord's Bread Basket after all!
by John Steam August 19, 2013
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The Baskit

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One's foreskin when utilized as a mechanism of seminal storage.
Doug: Ever be halfway done jerking off then realize 'Shit, I don't have a tissue'?
Derek: Fam, that's why you use the baskit.
by dougcumster March 14, 2019
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The Baskerville Short-House is the act of a man thrusting his leg up a woman's vagina.

The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.

Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.
My leg missed last night while trying The Baskerville Short-House, dislocating my girlfriends pelvis.
by Franky 4 Fingers March 17, 2011
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