Baboon Ballet

(n)NBA Basketball

Bill: Hey did you see the Knicks last night? They actually kicked some ass!
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.

by lawrrence mqueen December 16, 2010

Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

pug ballet

A euphemism for an unlikely event.

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Bathroom Ballet

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.

“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.

by Banana & Split April 7, 2022

The Ballet Dancer

During sex,when man and a woman stand facing each other and the woman raises one of her legs up and wraps it around the guy's butt while pulling him into her with her leg.

Amber and I did The Ballet Dancer last night.

by Dimmu=TheNowegianBetrayingTM September 21, 2015

Canadian Ballet

Euphemism for a strip club.

I rounded up the guys and we headed across the border to see the Canadian Ballet.

by Kevbo August 24, 2003

Canadian Ballet

Stripper Joint

Dude, I gave all my ones to the collection box at the Canadian Ballet.

by DaSnooze April 19, 2016