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Balcony Bar

A bar top table that fits onto standard railings, turning boring balconies into a bar!
We just got a Views 'balcony bar', and it's turned our boring outdoor space into balcony bliss.
by barlover987654321 January 16, 2023
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tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.
"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."
by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023
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Talon E from the balcony

Talon E from the balcony, please.

I would rather Talon E from the balcony instead of wearing those jeans.
by TalonE June 5, 2024
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Juliet Balcony

Relating to penis size, a Juliet balcony is a micropeen, while a large penis is referred to as a deck
Wow, Lucas has a nice Juliet Balcony.
by Straightboofin September 11, 2021
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balcony

verb

1. Being a total dumbass with respect to anything sports-related (particularly fantasy football) or any subject for that matter, while providing outrageous hot takes with the utmost confidence; most likely from a balcony somewhere.

2. To mis-appropriately reference GIFs in the context of the conversation in an attempt to gain acceptance from people who hate you.

3. Jerking off over the thought or action of upsetting Cian through online bullying; which somehow also concurrently arouses Cian due to his masochistic nature.

4.
A: Here he goes, he’s gonna balcony again.

B: “Man City dusting Bournemouth 4-0 hits different. Sammy Watkins out Tyreek Hill in and ya’ll underestimated the power of Vrabel”
by Teebotheewok September 27, 2022
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