Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms

<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Architects marriage

A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".

"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

Prison Architect

A (currently) alpha game which is ridiculously overpriced and finds the user building a 2D prison.

Naive person: I just bought Prison Architect for $30
Person: Is it good?
Naive person:No!

by Kadzi February 22, 2014

enterprise architect

The glue that ties organizational strategy to execution that then realises outcomes

The critical component to any organization competing in today's digital disruption

The design of business

"This damn place is broken! No one knows who contributes to what or who is responsible for taking ownership of deliverables"

"We need an enterprise architect to help us understand this overly complex environment"

"Example, that guy! Who the fuck is that guy and what's he do?"

by D-Zine October 23, 2013

my architect knows Japanese

Related to a Childish Gambino (donald glover) song or Sweatpants video, 2014. The video was released and he added a cryptic "My architect knows Japanese " to the end of the video. Fans were confused and tried to deduce meanings. The meme spread as a way to close a video or podcast is a quirky way.

Later the phrase was partially explained when another video came out (that had been produced before the first one but unexpectedly held back) where Donald says: my architect really has to learn Japanese.

...well that is the end of the episode. Please like and subscribe and... my architect knows Japanese.

by brushelll June 25, 2023

Architect

Taylor Swift is one on the world's leading architects, she is best known for her world class indestructible bridges. She has continuously baffled her fellow architects and physicians as it is a well known fact that her bridges defy the laws of Physics.

The bridge in 'Death By A Thousand Cuts' is one of her strongest ones ever, it defies the law of physics. A prime example of an amazing Architect.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Creative social architect

Somethings that Only Joe Shmoe can do because he created the term.

I host The Morning Show with cohost. helping my cohost create their own identity to be able to build an empire of decentralized content. Therefore I am a creative social architect building from the ground up.

by JoeShmoe_xrp May 27, 2023