The Brotherhood of the Tree

A group of people who enjoy having sex with tree's and worshiping The Maple Tree as their God. They live under Weeping Willows and only come out after the winter equinox.

Man did you see those freaks doing that shit to the tree?

Yea man that's just the Brotherhood of the Tree, be thankful they ain't trying to bang your ass instead.

by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008

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Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

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Trim the Tree

To hold ones ass over a evergreen branch and take a dump so that the turd dangles from the branch like an ornament.

"This morning the dog decided to trim the tree. I had to pick his shit out of the branches."

by The Queen of Darkness January 8, 2009

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1. If you are in the Scene or part of the underground music scene and you contract an STD due to sleeping with Scene Sluts.

2. Being linked to other scene sluts through contracted STD's like branches on a tree

"I heard Johnny got the Herp from Christie who got it from the lead singer of Emo Dies Today who got it from.....Looks like he's on the tree now.

by ChezMykeTrujillo February 19, 2009

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shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out

"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

by MonkeyShaker September 10, 2013

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shake the tree

To masturbate, spank the monkey, ejaculate and evacuate, jack off, jizz, or otherwise relive oneself via excretion of sperm from the bologna pony, especially when one's bologna pony is hairy as Honey Boo Boo's mom's back.

ejaculate and evacuate spank the monkey jizz jack off masturbate bologna pony

I can't wait to go home and shake the tree!

by Honey Boo Boo's Mom January 11, 2016

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