by SmellyToad February 1, 2012

by stephie p diddy March 4, 2005

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom
2. a poisonous mushroom
moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.
by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004

A really fat and pissed off looking man or woman, usually located in the North of England or around Bournemouth UK.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.
by KipStain November 30, 2010

by stanman November 4, 2012
