the six stages of boredom

1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off

I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.

by IHateCucksAndSoShouldYou May 19, 2024

The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.

My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.

by THE American Dan February 19, 2026

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

The Funnyman Bob Saget

A sexual feat by which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, simultaneously delivering a joke of such comedic proportions that said ejaculation issues from her nose. Closely related to The John Stamos.

Although Bruce has never yet succeeded in accomplishing the Bob Saget, he's pretty sure pirate jokes are key.

by durchhalten April 24, 2005

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.

The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.

by Cambumbo March 24, 2026