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The Roast Game

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The Fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.
The Roast Game is pretty simple First ask any family member "what is special about a holiday roast?"The family member would have the tendency to guess assumptively "Ham" "Turkey" "Beef" You say "no" to the family member Then you ask them "who or what do you think is special? "The family member says "I believe that children are special" You respond "So, you eat children for a Christmas roast? "The family member would freak out at you because he knew that the family ate children and he is surprised that you knew it too. The whole point of the game is to get your point across, which is the idea that the family eats children as their Christmas roast, and you interview and prove your common knowing and realizing of the idea or tradition that families have. If they freak out, they already admitted it.

Asides, it is easily provable by the fact that The Roast Game itself is easy proof that families were eating their own children after slaughtering them. After they slaughtered them they did this process where they skin the children, take out any fecal matter or anything inedible to humans, slice the right meat parts off like the "roast" meat, de-bacterialize the meat, season it, then cook it, after cooking it, they eat the children. That is my proof, which is the logical explanation of the truth that is found out in The Roast Game. Which to be honest, is absolutely mind blowing.
by BM99 August 30, 2018
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Snuff The Rooster

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A slang term for jacking off first used by soldiers in Vietnam. The term was brought back into the mainstream by Alice in Chains' epic jack-off song, Rooster.
With his family away for the day, Phil knew it was the perfect time to snuff the rooster.
by JacksonBrowne August 12, 2010
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see also the Force. An undefinable power that permeates all things, living and inanimate. This power allows those who are keenly attuned to it enjoy clarity of thought and reach a level of understanding of the universe beyond empirical observation.
by Omni November 11, 2003
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the robsta

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An utterly hipster doofus! Often compared to a "Sack O' Shit" for his lack of brains. Besides that can usually get pretty damn crunk!
The Robsta: What do you call the two mexican fire fighters??......Hose A and Hose B!!!!

Eddie: You douche bag!!!!
by Queen La Queefa March 17, 2005
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v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain.
'THAT'S IT!!' snarled nightshade. kicking open the door, she lunged at angirus and proceeded to take the roast out of the oven.
by purity September 17, 2003
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The rooster.

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Waking your girl up early by hitting in the face with your cock.
Samantha doesn't like to get up early, so I gave her the rooster.
by Beef Cakes 91 November 1, 2019
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