The act of avoiding punishment for any wrongdoing, which you are obviously guilty of, through emotional manipulation and defense from your peers
“Did Sarah catch you lying about us going out last night?”
“Yeah, but it’s all good, I Rittenhoused her and had a ‘breakdown’, then Mike blamed her for all the stress I’ve been having.”
“Nice! You’re an American hero.”
“Yeah, but it’s all good, I Rittenhoused her and had a ‘breakdown’, then Mike blamed her for all the stress I’ve been having.”
“Nice! You’re an American hero.”
by J baloneys November 19, 2021
The act of using violence lawfully, against, but not limited too: kid fuckers, domestic abusers, and druken meth smoking soydiers. Once inacted, the defender should feel a sense of honor, and sainthood shall be bestowed upon the lawful chad/stacy for defending his/her god given right against soy beta males, for example. The act of pulling a Rittenhouse is the highest order of civil duty all men and women should engage in to protect what is his/her's, and by virtue, the safety of said community they are willing to protect. Take note, generally speaking, to pull a Rittenhouse, should be looked upon with great admiration, and shall be talked about in the great patheons of alpha slayers for years to come.
Chad: Hey bro, I heard some soy boys are going down to Portland to beat on their gay plastic shields about the patriarchy and how much they hate the cops.
Tyler: What chuds.
Chad: So like, wanna grab some beer and head down to make sure these cucks don't get too rowdy considering the police in the area has been defunded.
Tyler: Hell yeah. Let me grab my AR. If they get too big for their shitty knickers; I'll just pull a Rittenhouse and call it a day.
Chad: Dope.
Tyler: What chuds.
Chad: So like, wanna grab some beer and head down to make sure these cucks don't get too rowdy considering the police in the area has been defunded.
Tyler: Hell yeah. Let me grab my AR. If they get too big for their shitty knickers; I'll just pull a Rittenhouse and call it a day.
Chad: Dope.
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE March 18, 2022
Gone from Kenosha bars are Soy Lattees, now comes an order of large brauts, some rocky mountain oysters, and 3 rounds of Rittenhouse from the bar! Bro-on bro!
by jayskind1 November 22, 2021
1) People, usually of Anglo-Saxon heritage, who refuse to take misplaced blame for the decisions and actions of another person or group of persons.
2) People who refuse to blame instead of accept reality. People who take actual evidence as proof instead of social media and propaganda.
3) People who care about America, community, and truth.
2) People who refuse to blame instead of accept reality. People who take actual evidence as proof instead of social media and propaganda.
3) People who care about America, community, and truth.
1) The Rittenhousers stated the sun came up because the world continued to turn and not because the group is using a giant pulley attached to a fireball.
2) "Despite the NATIONAL ENQUIRER Facebook page, America is not being invaded by Martian robots. Those are electric vehicles," said the Rittenhousers.
3) The Rittenhousers showed their character through volunteerism, studying and not spreading false, highly-sensationalized information when asked about their school & community's disorder.
2) "Despite the NATIONAL ENQUIRER Facebook page, America is not being invaded by Martian robots. Those are electric vehicles," said the Rittenhousers.
3) The Rittenhousers showed their character through volunteerism, studying and not spreading false, highly-sensationalized information when asked about their school & community's disorder.
by Ms. Spelt November 30, 2021