2 definitions by J baloneys

Rittenhouse

The act of avoiding punishment for any wrongdoing, which you are obviously guilty of, through emotional manipulation and defense from your peers

“Did Sarah catch you lying about us going out last night?”

“Yeah, but it’s all good, I Rittenhoused her and had a ‘breakdown’, then Mike blamed her for all the stress I’ve been having.”

“Nice! You’re an American hero.”

by J baloneys November 19, 2021

crimson chindo

A chindo (a dildo attached to a chinstrap) bloodied by a bleeding vagina

Sally made sure I facebanged her so hard that I came up with a crimson chindo

by J baloneys January 10, 2016