oral receipts

When you don't actual receipts but you got intel via oral receipts.

BESTIE: I KNOW HE CHEATED ON ME, I HAVE ORAL RECEIPTS FROM BECKY.
ME: I believe you. It's time to break up with him..

by dxniel.xngel February 7, 2019

receipt police

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry

Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah

by Turtlepawed July 5, 2017

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

Receipt

Whoever invented the way to spell this word is an idiopt.

The idiopt gave me a receipt.

by DuckLove2008 September 17, 2020

Receipt Whore

One who (usually a parent) feels the need to raid your car and look at all your receipts so they know when and where you were since the last time you clean your car and also what you bought.

Mom (holding Sheetz receipt)-"Why were you at Sheetz at 2:30 in the morning buying cigarettes!?!"

Child-"OH MY GOD! Mom, your such a receipt whore!”

by jbrizzle123 January 28, 2011

I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

by Babyoppie April 3, 2019