The Bacon Reach Around

When things get hot, a reach around is performed then bacon is wrapped around the man's knob.

I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.

by The One and Only Jeffrey January 18, 2017

dutch reach around

A reach around performed while riding a bike.

We found a nice stretch of straight road and I gave him a Dutch Reach Around.

by MrPeterFluff February 19, 2017

Political Reach around

(N)When the winning member of a political battle will make some attempt to help his opponent, it is called a political reach around.

When the democrats took congress, they did a political reach around not to immediately withdraw troops from Iraq.

by The Wandering Loser June 4, 2007

Koala reach around

When a girl pleasures a man in the big spoon position with her legs wrapped around his body, like a Koala bear on a tree.

Bro she is a real keeper she gave me a Koala reach around on the first date

by themanbearwalrus June 13, 2014

Texas reach around

The act of stroking the male penile shaft in a hot dog bun while drinking an alcholic beer, then immediately following ejaculation, the hot dog bun is inserted with a hot dog using the males semen as a makeshift condiment.

"Bro this tastes like a Texas reach around"

"yea I just made it with Nunis"

by Nunis April 9, 2009

Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

Reach-around Simp

Simps by deflecting simp behavior as scummy and vile in order to gain rapport.

He's been reach-around simping her.

by Dippyskoodlez December 28, 2020