The Toilet Ruler

A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.

This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.

Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"

Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"

by chillsaster November 15, 2010

Ruler Of The World

A very power-hungry teenager who commands legions of their friends. They are intimidating and psychotic, but are generally nice and funny. They will, in most cases, post several "World rulings" on websites such as facebook, myspace, etc. You should never deny them their title, because they will tickle you until you die.

Chance: Did you know that Rachel is the Ruler of the World?
Ganesh: Yeah! She gave me Australia!
Rachel: Just remember, Rachel giveth, and the good Rachel, she taketh away.

by Ruler~Of~The~World March 24, 2009

pull a ruler

To delete oneself in a rage.

Ruler Eric got mad and deleted himself. Therefore he did 'pull a ruler'

by ImNotZapp3 January 21, 2007

elf ruler

duh. ruler of elves. not edward elric, short as he may be. elf. ruler.

1: "that dude rules over all elves."
2: "elf ruler? where??"

by Toxxic Shoes February 25, 2008

Showtime Ruler

Showtime Ruler is a song made by a band called 'WonderlandsxShowtime' from the hit game called Project Sekai
WonderlandsxShowtime is a band made by 4 gay theatre kids called Temna Tsukasa, Otori Emu,Kusanagi Nene and Kamishiro Rui

eaxmple: Showtime Ruler ruler! ruler!

by Rosch3lle March 11, 2023

blue ruler

It is a term used to define a person which is autistic.

"Congratulations , you deserve a blue ruler!"

by Intriga October 25, 2017

Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.

What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!

by RedDan69 April 10, 2011