A school in Perth where the Western Australian Government put all the students who cheats on tests so they can torture them and negate their ATARs
Person 1: Did you hear that Person 3 got into Perth Modern?
Person 2: Yeah, they're in for a hell of a ride.
by NerdKnight September 24, 2021
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Perth Fuckin' Amboy-

A city where the mayor hasn't been changed for 15 years.

A city fucking filled with Illegal Immigrants and Crackwhores.

Unfortunately, my hometown.

Has the worst high school known to man, Perth Amboy High.

Too high of a birth rate.

A city with pigs everywhere. :)

A whole lot of bigotry.

9 year old whores getting pregnant.

A huge turn-off for girls.

A huge amount of poseurs in Schools.

90% of the teachers that teach in these schools don't even live here.

Suprisingly, the harbor is nice aside from all the Garbage by the waterfront.

In order to fit in here you have to act the same way "They" do.

A city filled with billingual idiots.

Gosh, you'd think that Perth Amboy has atleast one highlight, right?

Nahhhhhh.
sk8er: d00d letz go sk8.
me: I'm afraid to get ridiculed by the ghetto mexican/dominican elitists that run this city with their crappy music and unwillingness to learn an extra language adn insult us correctly.

Emo whore: hay thar do u lizten 2 good charloatet??/ cuz dey r teh bezt emo band evarrrrrrrr.
Me: Your breath wreaks of AIDS.
by Powerboarder March 11, 2005
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Is a school located in Perth, well durh who couldn't think of that. Back in aussieland what the people always say. They wear long kilts/skirts and nice cardigans/jumpers. The girls can be bitchy when they hit yr9 or yr10 they usually have problems with bullying/drugs/pregancy.

how do i know this?

i went there.
i don't like it how so many people ending up going to Perth College and turned to be f**ked in the head.
by yeahyeahyeahs. January 9, 2009
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A delicacy formed after shaving your pubic hairs in the shower and allowing them to pile up in the corner and form a meat ball shaped cluster. The newly formed meat ball should be collected when wet and placed in your significant other's mouth. The Perth Meat Ball should only be used when the act of greasing the weasel is in progress.
Jim; i gave Steph my "Perth MeatBall" last night.
Tom; wow thats pretty fucked up dude.
Jim; i know, Im not well.
by Gayretard201488 July 20, 2018
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Australian slang for being slow with current affairs or jokes. Perth in Western Australia, is 3 hours behind the rest of Australia. The term "thanks Perth" often follows a comment about "new" information everyone already knew.
"Did you hear Chris Brown beat Rihanna?!"..."Thanks Perth!"
by Mark576 May 23, 2013
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Perth mod is a school in Perth for nerds
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to Perth Mod
by Bubblesthecat February 7, 2015
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When a West Australian needs to pay off a large sum of money to the local drug trafficking or crime syndicate and bolts to the local Centrelink to acquire funds. Typically claiming to have a child or baby in order to get more benefits, and being a massive leech off the Aussie tax payer.
Jeff: "Norton went on a perth dole run the other day , what a fuckin druggo."
by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018
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