mommy missile

It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

by SnoopLukeyLuke December 24, 2007

Ass missile

Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.

"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."

by Henry and Jeffery nip January 18, 2010

Disarming the Missile

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 3, 2013

mushroom missile

a dildo in flight

" dude, that transvestite just threw a mushroom missile at me! "

by pdiddyrara April 14, 2009

Modelo Missile

A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.

Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.

It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.

If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.

Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.

by TBONE74 April 1, 2019

Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012

Dodged a Missile

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

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