by kennnnny February 16, 2019
Jared is like sooooooooooo funney
by Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi April 18, 2018
a person who is slightly random and on occasion cray but all around flippin awesome. Someone you know will be there when it counts.
by Lfcangel9 February 18, 2010
really tall guy who is an athlete mixed with a nerd, movie buff, also refered to as the elusiv whit man
they went to jared
by 7layersofsin June 1, 2010
Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching. A man that will own & then destroy your heart leaving you to wonder wtf just happened? History of repeating.
He pulled a Jared. That's Jared!
by brknfarytale February 2, 2010
Jared is basically god, he has the biggest cock in the world. He plans to join the marines, and looks the part. He is a republican, and a pro at debate. He has the sexiest blue eyes. His flattop is flatter than the earth. Jared is not human he's just to ripped to be human he is a mystical creature. There can only be one Jared in the universe because the fibers of reality can barely handle the power that is Jared’s pelvic thrust.
Jared is so sexy
by Spokanesumo June 3, 2019
A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
by HockeyGrl450 January 26, 2009