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The Canvas

The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence her back being “The Canvas”
“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
Real Shit?”
Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”
by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021
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Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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Canvas

Learning Management System developed by Instructure, Which Deputy Principals seem to love and force all the student's work through that dumbass site making it TOO accessible, You can even get it on your iPod, forget being sick to not do the work, They except you to do it on Canvas, even if you had COVID, or even if you can upload anything to Canvas without getting errors and the Teacher giving you a straight up zero, Even If the teachers know how to use it properly and not assign 50 assignments within one day, It will make you even miss Google Classroom.
Mr Ratburn: Right, I hope everyone has done all of their Assessments that are due this week and anyone who hasn't submitted with get a zero mark.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!

Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
by IToldYouNotToTouchIt May 5, 2022
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Mud Canvas

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .
by King Yamayama December 13, 2024
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Zesty Canvas

A Twink-like body type that is common amongst more slender homosexuals
yeah that skinny kid has a zesty canvas
by uuuuuhhhhhhhhghhgh February 21, 2024
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The Canvas

The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence referring to her back as “The Canvas”
“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
Real Shit?”
Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”
by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021
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Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.
by kdwilco August 21, 2009
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