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Balcony Bar

A bar top table that fits onto standard railings, turning boring balconies into a bar!
We just got a Views 'balcony bar', and it's turned our boring outdoor space into balcony bliss.
by barlover987654321 January 16, 2023
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tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.
"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."
by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023
mugGet the tits on the balconymug.

Balcony Baboons

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.
The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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balcony

verb

1. Being a total dumbass with respect to anything sports-related (particularly fantasy football) or any subject for that matter, while providing outrageous hot takes with the utmost confidence; most likely from a balcony somewhere.

2. To mis-appropriately reference GIFs in the context of the conversation in an attempt to gain acceptance from people who hate you.

3. Jerking off over the thought or action of upsetting Cian through online bullying; which somehow also concurrently arouses Cian due to his masochistic nature.

4.
A: Here he goes, he’s gonna balcony again.

B: “Man City dusting Bournemouth 4-0 hits different. Sammy Watkins out Tyreek Hill in and ya’ll underestimated the power of Vrabel”
by Teebotheewok September 27, 2022
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piss on someone`s balcony

a way to show your respect (or disrespect)
OH NO! i broke the thermometer so i`m gonna piss on your balcony. i hope your brother isn`t around!!
//oops i pissed on someone`s balcony a few years ago.
//oops i piss on someone`s balcony
//oops
//oooops
//ooops
by idealanakvartala January 23, 2022
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