Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.

All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.

by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019

Testosterone Rex

The gender- and sex-essentialist belief system which states that men are inherently more dominant, powerful, aggressive, or ambitious than women. Usually accompanied by the parallel belief that women are inherently more submissive, weak, nurturing, or delicate than men.

Man: I want to have kids, but I fear I won't be as nurturing to them as their mother.
Women: Don't let the Testosterone Rex get to you, sex doesn't determine how nurturing you are!

by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr April 15, 2025

Beef Testosterone

Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.

Beef Testosterone was chosen by the Frogs to bring balance to the Pantry.

by Poopycheeks April 19, 2024

Abhi Mehta Testosterone

A mythical surge of testosterone originating from the testicles, giving an intense boost of confidence, aggression, and primal energy.

After he landed that insane trick on his skateboard, he was strutting around like his testicles were pumping pure Abhi Mehta Testosterone.

by abbhi Mehta December 10, 2024

Testosterone endorsement

When a woman's opinion is not validated unless a man amongst the group approves of her opinions. If approved, it is then deemed as intelligent; otherwise, it will not be considered smart or considered an option.

Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.

" I had to get a testosterone endorsement from Brad today in the meeting, because the no one would listen to my ideas."

by womaninagriculture August 25, 2022

Gym testosterone

"Real" gym testosterone that males have and use in an actual gym, compared to fake testosterone promoted in political ads featuring masculine liberals.

Since I'm not a masculine liberal, I have actual gym testosterone.

by Sexydimma November 27, 2025

Testosterone

A manly hormone that makes hard things feel good.

Growing a beard and getting swole feel great thanks to testosterone!

by Short-Shift June 13, 2022