A mythical surge of testosterone originating from the testicles, giving an intense boost of confidence, aggression, and primal energy.
After he landed that insane trick on his skateboard, he was strutting around like his testicles were pumping pure Abhi Mehta Testosterone.
by abbhi Mehta December 10, 2024
That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.
1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.
Just another case of testosterone deficiency.
2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
Just another case of testosterone deficiency.
2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018
When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 28, 2024
When a woman's opinion is not validated unless a man amongst the group approves of her opinions. If approved, it is then deemed as intelligent; otherwise, it will not be considered smart or considered an option.
Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.
Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.
" I had to get a testosterone endorsement from Brad today in the meeting, because the no one would listen to my ideas."
by womaninagriculture August 25, 2022
Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.
by Poopycheeks April 20, 2024
X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)
And something embarrassing happened
X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)
And something embarrassing happened
X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?
by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 02, 2022
When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.
by Harmony1812 September 05, 2019