fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".
by Big T the cranky guy April 04, 2019
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Teddy bear Asshole

A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.

One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.

Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."

"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011
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teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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Teddy bear hug

When a female wants a hug from her male partner meaning nothing more than the hug chest to chest and her arms up under his underarms and over his back with her hands on the back of his shoulders without the lead on to sex .
Female “ oh honey come give me a teddy bear hug”...(just a hug nothing more)

male “hmm your turning me on what’s next” female” nothing hun this is just a teddy bear hug”
by Deanie December 14, 2018
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Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.
Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time
by SoapyHose February 04, 2005
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Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.
A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.
by Clyde22 September 08, 2006
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prickly teddy bear

Someone who is very defensive and tough on the outside but is emotionally immature. They are becoming a
Guys who are in a group that are friends and say 'hi' to a girl who walks past.
She says, "i already gotta boyfriend' and storms off
'That chick is a prickly teddy bear' says one of them.
by Aussie linguiste August 28, 2017
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