tea bag

1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.
1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.
by Keifer Jennings November 08, 2006
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when angry rich white people get not so rich angry white people to protest against tax cuts for the not so rich offset by tax increases on the rich.
I'm going to a tea party to collect the $600 tax credit the people tea bagging there are getting and sending it back to the rich.
by cowtipperr April 15, 2009
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To dip two habanero into your mouth holding each of them by the stem, before you eat them. A hot sensation will come upon your head. No matter how much you try to fabricate your face, people will see your pain.
I just tea bagged myself man...shit was hotter than Sade.
by MrTallyMon June 14, 2011
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when you stick your balls in someones mouth sometimes when they arent expexting it
there are variations

i.e the alaskan snowcone tea bagging which involves putting ice cream or ice on your ball bag before hand
my favourite would be the iced lemon teabag suprise in which u dip you nut sack in ice lemon tea before give them a dunk in your friends mouth while they are sleeping
make sure to pull out as they awake or they may bite
dont tell your friends or u may get tea bagged
by liamgardiner August 08, 2008
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tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.
Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"

Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"
by not_a_tea_bag November 24, 2009
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In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.
After slaying Toxic Jet with my sword I proceeded to tea bag his ass.
by Blondie5150 October 23, 2008
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1. When a man dips his big sweaty balls into/onto a passed out or sleeping mans face/mouth. Usually is done at a party.

2. A man can tea bag his girlfriend/boyfriend by climbin over their face when they are on their knees and makes an up and down motion with their balls in their Girlfriends/Boyfriends mouth.
1. After he passed out, a pair of hairy balls were slapped across his face and when he yawned were dipped into his mouth.

2. "dude, my girlfriend was suckin my dick last night and i grabbed her hair, pulled her head back, and tea bagged her till i came on her face"
by S.Boxleitner April 25, 2010
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