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Te Quiero Mucho

A boy and a girl are sitting in a car and the girl says "te quiero mucho" the guy then says "I love you too"
by Civius April 20, 2009
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Te'oed

Pretending that you have a girlfriend who recently died of cancer so that people will feel sorry for you and/or inspired by your perceived bravery in handling the situation.
"Manti really Te'oed the hell out of that girl. She was practically eating out of his hand after he told her his ex just died of Leukemia."
by LiarsDontWinTitles January 18, 2013
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va te faire enculer

"va te faire enculer par une moufette constipée"
by maphia November 8, 2007
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Va te faire foutre

"Fuck you" or, more literally, "Go fuck yourself"

This is the correct conjugation of the verb 'aller' because this is an imperative sentence. The imperative form of 'aller' in the second person is 'va.' I had to clarify this because there is another definition on this site, where the author vehemently states that it is 'Vas te faire foutre' and that is pretty obviously incorrect (for anybody who got past the first week of French 101).
Tu n'es qu'un con...va te faire foutre, putain de connard!

fous le camp, fiche-moi la paix, va te faire enculer, tu me fais chier, je t'emmerde
by funkmunky December 30, 2006
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Te'o Bagging

One time I walked in on my boss te'o bagging his computer.
by Chickenstrip January 20, 2013
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Manti Te'o

1: (verb) To be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.

2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.
1. I went to meet my sexy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fatass motherfucker Manti Te'oing me.

2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.
by Philonoesis December 31, 2013
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wo ho te sen

Wo ho te sen?
How are you doing?
Something you would ask someone in Ghana.
by Nana Adjoa January 1, 2009
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