Tarantula Fangs

When the pussy so fat the lips look like the part of a tarantula's mouth that holds the fangs in

Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤

by Daddy's Patties November 10, 2019

Tarantula wof

Its like a morter strike but much more worse

I just shat in ur toilet it was uncleanable it looked like a tarantula wof

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

Hairy Tarantula

A vagina that is so hairy it appears to be a tarantula

Dude, that girls got a Hairy Tarantula!

by Ballz12354 February 18, 2022

tarantula party

An utter mess of a social event or scene, involving highly amoral and senseless behavior, cannibalism and/or destruction.

By the time I got to the karaoke bar, it was already a fucking tarantula party.

by Hijo de la Tierra April 28, 2011

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. February 23, 2011

Tarantula-head

Afro-American hair style with thick braids resembling large spider legs.

That guy over there with the "tarantula-head" hairdo looks like he's wearing a large spider for a hat!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 26, 2024

tarantula bumper

Women who love women you know lesbians who are unshaven

Bobby didn't know his wife was a Tarantula bumper until he caught her with his best friends wife ..

by NunYuhBiz November 22, 2016