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Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.
by Zack Marks October 2, 2016
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Synthetic Big Chungus

A synthetic version of the funny maymay Big Chungus.
Idiot: You heard of shaggy chungus?
me, an intellectual: Yes, but have you heard of synthetic big chungus?
Idiot: );
by daesfrgdhfjkjihjughyfgdtfsda September 28, 2019
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Synthetical

Fake, Back-Stabbing, Not-Really-There.

Origin: Synthetic
2020 comes around...everyone turns synthetical...
by JollyFoe29 October 17, 2020
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synthetic material

A material that is man-made possibly in a laboratory and can't be found in nature
by Imyourpapertown October 29, 2017
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SYNTHETIC

Synthetic; Endless natural vaginal lubricant with a viscosity comparable to and as reliable as synthetic oil.
When I was fucking my girlfriend she was synthetic. She was so wet and slippery it we fucked for hours like her pussy was dripping synthetic lubricant.
by 0neHugeWang! October 20, 2023
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Synthetic

When one lives a very modern life style, particularly referring to the excessive use of technology and voluntarily surrounding oneself with such things considered “unnatural” and “unhealthy”. The term “synthetic” focuses on the individual’s willingness to actively participate in such a contemporary life style defined by overuse of technology and fast food. It is partially synonymous with discord moderator.

Using technology or eating fast food by itself is not considered synthetic, but when it becomes a life style and in excessive amounts, it is.

One can avoid being synthetic by spending time outside, doing things traditionally, eating healthily, lowering screen time and avoiding social media.
“Ugh ewww, that guy is eating a burger and fries while using his phone AND laptop at the same time…”
“Ugh, that’s SO synthetic .. ;-;”
For real.”
by hey_there75 January 7, 2024
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Synthetic Lifeforms

The channel you should be using right now. Stop using bots in general you fucking degenerates.
Sensible Person: Please use bot commands in the Synthetic Lifeforms channel instead of in general. Thank you.
You: lel fuk off m8 .df .trump xddddd
by Tech#6969 HB27dMb August 12, 2018
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