Playing Switch

Playing switch or just switch is when you stick one thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switch. Often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is a major dumbass.

Q: Where's our idiot boss?
A: Oh, he's been in been in his office all day playing switch.

by A.W November 22, 2007

Switch-It

A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".

John: "Did you have a date with that girl last night?"
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."

by BacchusJT December 14, 2010

Tennessee switcheroo

The Tennessee switcheroo is the act of doing a chick from behind while she is leaning on a window sill. You then proceed to do a qucik cock switch with one of your friends so she doesnt notice. then, get dressed, walk out the door, and walk past the window and wave

andrew and cliff gave cindy the Tennessee Switcheroo last night

by dave buchanan October 17, 2006

Switch up

Someone who changes actions or mannerisms at a moments notice with friends or associates.

Niggas will switch up that fast these days...

by 012396DaRealest March 9, 2017

Cincinnati Switcheroo

Before doing a chick, you fish one of your roommate's used condoms from the trash, turn it inside-out, and put it on. When the chick gets pregnant, you say, "It ain't mine!"

Janice thought I got her pregnant during our one night stand, but it's probably my roommate's because I gave her the ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo.

by Coby Taylor December 27, 2007

Switch Juice

Good for you and is better then soda. It will make all the hair fall off your pussy\dick. Also very. Good for people named ren.

You fuck a switch juice and it is good

by ZaUrban_Godz June 6, 2018

dip and switch

1. To leave abruptly (informal use of dip)

2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else

3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw

1.
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B

2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!

3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!

by Captain Virgil November 3, 2018