Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.
by Non-Sweater Gay May 20, 2011
A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
by Geoff AF April 30, 2010
The large patch of pubic hair in the vaginal region that keeps your coochie warm during the cold temperatures
by Whore Donna May 18, 2018
a song sang by the neighbourhood that if you listened to it all your childhood, chances are your bisexual
by emikofrmhi September 15, 2019
When a female with large breasts wears a sweater the chest region expands creating pull on the sweater.
by Mc LoJack January 14, 2009
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by flail and husky darrell April 4, 2009