Super Straight

A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.

The Super Straights are here to cry oppression

by Soupy McSoupbowl March 8, 2021

super straight

Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!

They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.

Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-

by Lof1 October 19, 2022

Super straight

A phrase straight people came up with for attention.

Tf is “super straight”?
Idk, the breeders just don’t know when to stop

by juneau_ March 7, 2021

Super straight

A "sexuality" made up by insecure men on 4chain and tiktok to invalidate trans people gender identities. Not wanting to date trans people is a preference Brad, not a sexuality. You are still straight.

Man: I am super straight. I only date women with vaginas, you know REAL women.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.

by Socally. March 14, 2021

super straight

A term used by straight men with a severe addiction to gay porn. It can be written as "⬛🟧" or "🟧⬛", which is a way to communicate with people with the same addiction. It can also be a cry for help.

Hey man, I saw "⬛🟧" in your bio, are you super straight?

by krep40 March 6, 2021

super straight

gay closeted guys with piss kinks and small dicks

guy 1:dude I'm super straight!
guy 2:i support you bro!!!!

by fucknaz1s March 11, 2021

Super straight

someone who is fatherless, motherless, parent figureless, with no bitches, no friends, and transphobic piece of shit

Maria: Hey, what’s your sexuality?
🤓: i’m super straight
Maria: Your parents had you for tax benefits

by Foot.Recruit July 11, 2022