stoned

wen ur so high ur mor than fukt up
"dooooooood im so fukt up"
"no man ur stoned bitch"
by capron April 09, 2004
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oh my god im STONED!!!!!!!!!!
by Karl Jackson September 16, 2003
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stoned

the feeling one gets after smoking the marijuanapots; usually involving hunger, happiness, and occasional redeye
he was probably off getting stoned on those reefers
by bakedlobster September 09, 2010
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When you claim to have been under the influence of drugs, but your really bull-shitting.
'I got sh-toned at the gig!' 'Lets get sh-toned!!'
by ->shaun<- October 03, 2003
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V: instance is which you witness a drug deal, and the cops bust everyone.
dude: skeet niggy! that nigga just got stoned!!
by dave matt June 13, 2007
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Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high
Motionless Stoned
by OGKilluh13 September 09, 2013
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Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
by Jitts November 14, 2009
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