stoned

wen ur so high ur mor than fukt up

"dooooooood im so fukt up"
"no man ur stoned bitch"

by capron April 9, 2004

stoned

brain scramble

oh my god im STONED!!!!!!!!!!

by Karl Jackson September 16, 2003

stoned

the feeling one gets after smoking the marijuanapots; usually involving hunger, happiness, and occasional redeye

he was probably off getting stoned on those reefers

by bakedlobster September 8, 2010

stoned

When you claim to have been under the influence of drugs, but your really bull-shitting.

'I got sh-toned at the gig!' 'Lets get sh-toned!!'

by ->shaun<- October 3, 2003

stoned

V: instance is which you witness a drug deal, and the cops bust everyone.

dude: skeet niggy! that nigga just got stoned!!

by dave matt July 9, 2007

Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

by Jitts November 13, 2009