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Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.
My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.
by JorgonQ May 17, 2015
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steamed mask

Steamed Mask refers to a sterile face mask that has been used to prevent a virus outbreak that has then been steamed in a steamer and re-worn.
Suggested by the all-knowing Ann Chiang, there is no need to buy a new mask for the 2019 nCoV outbreak, you can steam it and it's totally disinfected.
When Ann Chiang mentioned she wore a steamed mask, medical sector lawmaker Pierre Chan said this is simply a "horrible" idea and he appealed to people not to take up the suggestion.

Carrie Lam to Xi: I'd steam my mask for you any day.
by p3ppap1g February 5, 2020
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steamedhams23

The best uncle that anyone could ever ask for
steamedhams23 is one of the nicest people to have ever existed, he is an incredible person!
by NotAlien January 19, 2021
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Steamed Onion

Hot and sweaty sex with someone who hasn't showered in a month
"I'm not in the mood, I just had a steamed onion, and that was just wrong!"
by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009
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steamed bread

A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.
Kids! Dinner is ready! Get your steamed bread and grittlebits while they're hot!
by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012
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Steamed Ass

Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.
"Steve was a real steamed ass today."

"I felt like a steamed ass today."
by relic_season April 7, 2020
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stammed

To be hit with great force
Godboy, he just got Stammed!
by Dan Howlett May 7, 2004
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