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Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?

Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.
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THUG SHAKER

I’m tryna throw you 300 bucks. Ooh now he comes back. How’s that dick taste dude? Taste like money? Yeah you’re a thug dude. Gimme the thug shaker dude, shake your ass That’s some thug ass right there. That’s hood as fuck bro. You just better have my got damn money. Just have your god damn money. What if I was to tell you I was only kidding about the money part, I thought you’d like it. Yeah I’m only kidding bro, that’s the look eyes I was looking for. Huh thinking? Nah I got you tho. I don’t got your money heavy_dollar_sign with me tho, I gotta go-face_with_raised_eyebrow look there it is again. Huh? That’s a whatchu talkin about willis look. Hell-yeah!
You got a nice ass on you thug shaker
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I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.
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