Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
by ChetPlease420 May 22, 2020
"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."
by NOTsquirtmarketingteam December 03, 2021
Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!
by Harry Iconnick Jr May 30, 2023
I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.
by DollopOfDaisy December 26, 2021
It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas February 02, 2016
this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
by hc.goose March 24, 2022
by ReeceJ October 10, 2022